Sunday, September 21, 2008

A How Not-To Guide

If--like me--you occasionally feel overwhelmed by all those "100 Things You Must Do Before You Die!" lists--"100 Albums You Must Listen To!" "100 Foods You Must Try!" "100 Radical Ideologies You Must Ascribe Too!"--here's a list that'll come as a relief.

Behold: "10 Books Not To Read Before You Die." It's too late for me, I'm afraid--I've already read "Pride and Prejudice" and "The Lord of the Rings." Wait, does that mean I can't die now? I think it might, but I'm afraid to try.

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