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Ten points to whoever can decipher this Australian headline:

"Dob in an aggro driver: push to go national"

It sounds like something a drunken Cockney would say after stumbling out of a bar and three in the morning and tripping over another drunken Cockney passed out on the steps:

"Cor! Dob in an aggro driver, mate!"

Or maybe somebody named Dob--Lou Dobbs? James Dobson? Dobby?--hijacked some kind of agricultural machinery and is threatening to take it on a cross-country rampage.