Friday, September 12, 2008

Confession Time

"Bless me, father, for I have sinned."

"Confess your sins to me, my son, and you will be forgiven."

"Well, for the past five years I've been dealing drugs. I've sold marijuana, cocaine, heroin...you name it, I've sold it. Sometimes to children. Sometimes to pets."

"...So, are you changing your ways or what? Because I could really use some good help."

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