Monday, September 1, 2008

Gaze into the Crystal Ball

A small town in Vermont--of course, it's always Vermont--has just lifted their longstanding ban on fortune telling. Says one of the long-suffering town psychics:

"When the ordinance was lifted, I actually felt a large weight lifting from my shoulders,"

But wait! If she really was clairvoyant, wouldn't she have known that the ban was going to be lifted? So why would she have reason to feel relived?

Wow, it's almost enough to make me think fortune-telling is a bunch of crap. Still, though, I'm going to keep my eyes open for that tall, dark stranger that Madame Zerbelda said was out to get me. I don't want to take any chances.

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