Defendant: Your honor, I did not kill that woman, and I have an airtight alibi to prove it!
Judge: Let's hear it, then.
Defendant: Well, when the murder was committed, I was busy.
Judge: Busy doing what?
Defendant: mumble, mumble, mumble
Bailiff: Oy! Speak up there!
Defendant: I was busy stalking somebody else.
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