Boy, some people really go for the gusto. You'd think that if you wanted to kill your stepson, a knife would be enough. But not for Robert Craft of Salt Lake City. Craft, apparently adhering to the Home Improvement school of homicide, went after his stepson with a chainsaw and a weedeater. Apparently, Craftsman has already signed Craft to a $500,000-a-year endorsement deal.
"When I wanted my stepson dead, I didn't go for just any weapon. I went for a Craftsman (TM)"
By the way--this story comes from the Salt Lake Tribune, which, along with "Politics" and "Local News", has a whole section devoted to "Polygamy." Strange state, that Utah.
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