While I'm on the topic of food, I might as well offer you one of the healthiest things in my cooking repertoire. Here's my tried-and-true recipe for Will Schultz Salad! It's named for my favorite chef, Will S. Salad.
1. Put some lettuce in a bowl
2. Hmmm...anything else in the refrigerator?
3. Look in refrigerator
4. Any bacon in there?
5. Yes
6. Add bacon to bowl
7. Not bad, but is there any cheese?
8. Yes
9. Add cheese to bacon
10. Now we're cooking...how about some chocolate syrup
11. Why the hell not?
12. Add chocolate syrup to cheese, bacon, and lettuce mixture
13. And heck, that leftover pasta is just sitting there...
14. Add pasta to the unspeakable thing you have created
15. Eat...very carefully
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