Sunday, January 25, 2009

Beam Me Up!

Scientists have succeeded in teleporting information between two atoms. It's a remarkable achievement, truly, but scientists caution that we're still a long way from teleporting actual matter, let alone humans. They say we shouldn't get too excited over this.

To that I say: screw you scientists! I'll get excited when I want to, and right now I'm pumped to know that human teleportation will be possible in the next couple years! Finally, the 21st century is starting to live up to the hype. We might not have rocket cars or moon bases yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

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