Monday, January 12, 2009

Need-Based Scholarship

Dear University of North Carolina,

I'm currently a junior at this fine, fine institution of higher learning. Recently, I have been having some trouble paying for the cost of my education. Though you were kind enough to grant me a scholarship, that annual stipend of $5.56 is no longer enough to pay for two more years worth of college.

Thus, I humbly request that you increase the value of my scholarship, to at least $15.00 a semester. If not, I may have to resort to drastic measures.

Sincerely,
Me

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