White Light, White Heat

Oh boy, a new whites-only basketball league! I can't wait to see some the nicknames those guys dish out. Count on there being at least a dozen "white chocolates" and perhaps five or six "white lightnings." And how about Steve "White Riot" Nordstrom? Ed "White-Out" Bennington, a fierce defensive player also known as "The Corrector"? And my personal favorite: Bradley "White Christmas" Coppersmith, renowned throughout the whole league for his jollity.