Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Terrible, Terrible Tom Swifties

"My legs have been cut off at the knees," Tom said shortly.

"Who the hell turned off the lights?" said Tom darkly.

"I've just been run over by a steamroller," Tom said flatly.

"Those Beatles boys will never amount to a thing," Tom said squarely.

"Oh dear, the power went out just as David Letterman was about to do his top ten," Tom said listlessly.

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