Friday, January 22, 2010

Why Martha Coakley Lost

Repeatedly hinted that she had a crush on Derek Jeter

Began her campaign speeches by saying, "I'm Martha Coakley, and I have people chauffeur me everywhere in a limousine"

Referred to Worcester, MA, as a "hellhole," which may be accurate but is nonetheless very bad politics

Spent a whole day punching out people in front of Fenway Park

Insufficiently wicked

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