Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Fab Five: Debilitating Injuries to Athletes

Jordan fever--symptoms include hot hand, fire in belly, burning drive to win

Sprained ATL--applicable only to teams from Atlanta

Hot dog throat--throat jammed with hot dogs; common among competitive eaters, NFL linemen

Glanduromodramados maximosa--rare disease which affects only Don King

Being Terrell Owens--tragically incurable

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