Increase your production of carbon dioxide, speeding up the rate of global warming and ultimately bringing about the end of winter.
Become one of those freaky goths who loves the dark and cold.
Move to Australia and leave your worthless life here behind.
Buy one of those light therapy lamps; failing that, shine a pen flashlight into your eyes for two hours each morning.
Kill yourself. C’mon, you know you want to.
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