"Honey, go get the kids--we're going on a road trip!"
"What? What's going on, Harold?"
"Haven't you heard, sweetheart? The corpse flower is about to bloom! Seeing something like that is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"
"A corpse flower? What is it?"
"It's a big, ugly flower that looks like a prop from Star Trek and smells like rotting flesh!"
"Why didn't you say so in the first place? KIDS! WE LEAVE IN FIVE!"
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