You see? You see? THIS is why I'm afraid of riding bikes. Sure, it might seem like a handy way to get around, but lose your focus for one second and BANG! You spontaneously combust!
The story says that police determined "the fire is not suspicious." I guess that rules out the explanation my high school chemistry teacher always provided for spontaneous combustion: ninjas with flamethrowers.
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