Hip Hipster Hooray!

Are you a hipster? Do you know someone who is a hipster? Do you plan on becoming a hipster sometime in the near future?

If so, two things. First: go to hell! We don't need any more of your kind around here! I've seen enough ironic T-shirts and black-framed glasses to last me a lifetime.

Second, you might want to read this article listing the "10 Ways to Avoid Hipster Baby Names." There's nothing more embarrassing than dropping your little Aiden off on his first day of school, only to find a dozen other Aidens there already.

After reading the list, though, I have to reconsider the name I picked out for my first child: Django Thor Lolita Flannery Bowser Sahteene Moses Mississippi Izaak Dorcas.