So Mayflower the horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender, though, can't hear Mayflower's order. He says, "Come again?" Mayflower repeats his order, but still the bartender can't hear it. "Could you speak up a little?" he asks.
Mayflower coughs a couple times, then speaks up in a whispery voice, "You'll have to excuse me," he says, "I just got over a cold and I'm still a little horse."
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