Come Destroy Beautiful San Francisco!

LIST OF MOST-DESTROYED CITIES IN DISASTER MOVIES
1. Tokyo
Number of Times Destroyed: 2,584
Most Common Cause of Destruction: Irradiated mutant hell-beast

2. New York City
Numbers of Times Destroyed: 1,102
Most Common Cause of Destruction: Alien death rays

3. Moscow
Number of Times Destroyed: 543
Most Common Cause of Destruction: Nuclear holocaust

4. Seattle
Number of Times Destroyed: 416
Most Common Cause of Destruction: Army of Microsoft-powered mecha-soldiers

5. San Francisco: 184
Most Common Cause of Destruction: Destroyed repeatedly by a wrathful God as punishment for allowing the abomination of gay marriage