Welcome, dear American visitor flush with American cash and dollar moneys! It is our extreme proudness to welcome to you multi-scenic Gambia. We know you have many choices of hellholes to visit, and are proud Gambia has been picked.
While here, why not enjoy oneself? The opportunities are many. You may, if you wish, contract malaria from one of our world-famous mosquitoes. Or perhaps starvation is more to your liking? The Gambia guarantee is: you will lose fifty pounds and die, or your money back!
For a briefly limited time, we are pleasured to offer you an authentic WITCH DOCTOR ADVENTURE! The WITCH DOCTOR ADVENTURE yields you many attractions:
-You will experience our godawful culture up close and personably!
-You will have the thrill of your lifetime!
-You may come down with vomiting and diarrhea!
What has one got to lose, aside from ones life and the life of ones family? Enjoy your stay in Gambia! Thank God there's nowhere else like it!
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