After reading this story, I am going to add "Barbie doll" to my ever-lengthening list of "Things I Don't Want to Be Reincarnated As." Sample quote:
"There were beheadings, orgies, biker haircuts and tattoos and, in one memorable incident, a tragic Lamborghini accident that led to Barbie having her leg amputated below the knee."
Holy cow. Apparently, Barbie lives a life that would have put even the most dissipated Hell's Angel to shame.
I can't confirm or deny the truth of this story. I 1) am a guy 2) never had a barbie doll. I'll tell you what, though--I never treated by Transformers this way. I just broke them the old-fashioned way: with a hammer.
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