Friday, October 22, 2010

Cliche Alert

Eric Cartman of South Park memorably described independent films as being about "gay cowboys eating pudding." Joe Queen explains how art-house movies are about so much more than that:

Sexually unfulfilled musicians are a fixture in arthouse films, particularly pianists. So are congenitally miserable Scandinavians and emotionally repressed Japanese. A proper arthouse film will often have an exotic animal, such as a dromedary or a yak, and it will sometimes feature a chatty dwarf who is wise beyond his years. Quite often the dwarf will be a bit cheeky. The Legend of the Cheeky Dwarf would actually make a very fine title for an arthouse film. It's surprising no one has yet tried it.

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