Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Modern-Day Monopoly Cards

The housing bubble implodes; lose all Houses and Hotels

Your stocks take a beating; lose all your money and jump out the nearest window

Bailout! Collect $100,000,000 from the banker

That "charity" turns out to be a swindle; lose $50,000 and all remaining faith in humanity

Bank error in your favor--collect $10,000,000, but don't forget to go directly to jail without passing Go

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