Thursday, May 21, 2009

Casey Kasem's Top 10 Species Countdown

One of those various scientific committees--committees being the way that scientists make up for their lack of a social life--has named the Top 10 Newly Discovered Species of 2008. Among them:

Pygmy seahorse--Later turned out to be an overgrown sea monkey

Barbados threadsnake--Pound-for-pound, the deadliest creature in the world; weighs approximately .0000001 pounds

Ghost slug--Hands-down the scariest, most terrifying slug you will ever see

Caffeine-free coffee plant--Also provides its own cream and sugar

Bacteria that lives in hairspray--Carries a potent toxin that makes your hair feel all stiff and weird

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