Hey, Kids!
Bored by Disneyland? Sick of Six Flags? Done with Hershey Park?
Well, then you'll love...Love Land!
Yes, Love Land! Opening--for a limited time only--in Chongqing, China, Love Land is the only theme park dedicated to sex and nothing but sex!
WATCH Mom get red-faced on seeing the giant genitalia!
THRILL as Dad nearly passes out while riding the Spermulator!
GIGGLE AT EVERYTHING YOU SEE until you collapse from hypoxia!
But hurry! This amazing offer won't last long! This might be your last chance to see a naked person for a long, long while--don't miss it!
AAAAAND we're proud to announce a special bonus. Every visitor who can tell a good dirty joke will get half-off admission! Quarter-off if the joke demeans women in some way!
Don't miss out! Come to Love Land, where all your dreams come true, especially the naughty ones!
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