Betty, Shmetty

Archie made the right call, I think, in choosing Veronica over Betty. Sure, Betty might have a more wholesome "girl next door" quality, but that's really something that would appeal to Jughead more than Arch. Archie deserves someone a little more...sophisticated. And that's why OH GOD I'M ANALYZING ARCHIE CARTOONS WHY THE HELL AM I DOING THIS AAARGGGHHH