Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Zat You, Santa Claus?

All together now!

Up on the housetop reindeer fall
Out flops poor old Santa Claus
He's in pain, it's clear to see
Because he's now an amputee

In a similar vein:

You'd better not scream, you'd better not cry
You'd better not sob when he rolls on by
Santa Claus is rolling to town!
Santa Claus is rolling to town!
Santa Claus is rolling...to town!

Could I have made this post any more tasteless? I think not. Not even your worst dead-baby joke could make it more cringe-worthy.

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