Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Satanic Nursery Rhymes

Every religion has its prophets. Christianity has a whole slew of 'em--Isaiah, Ezekiel, John the Baptist, right on down to the present day. Mormonism had Joseph Smith. Buddhism was spread by Buddha, unsurprisingly.

Islam, as you might know, reveres Mohammed as the Last Prophet. No more shall come after him. Well, looks like they were a little off. Meet the newest Muslim prophet: Little Mommy Cuddle N' Coo!

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