Thursday, June 12, 2008

What Can I Say?

Let me be honest. I could write a million years and never come up with anything half as wonderful as this paragraph:

"We should have never, ever said, 'This conductor has a face like a halibut,' when the truth is, most conductors don't look anything at all like halibuts," Berkowitz says in the new radio advertisement, produced by the New York ad agency DeVito/Verdi. "Some look more like groupers or flounders. I've even seen a few who closely resemble catfish. And there's one conductor on the Green Line that looks remarkably like a hammerhead shark. So we feel very badly about this mischaracterization, and we won't let it happen again."

Read on
, and find out what the hell is up.

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