An obscure sports blogger gives voice to a thought that's been rattling around in my head for quite a while. Wouldn't the Zombies be a great name for a sports franchise?
Just think of the untapped potential! The fight song could be "Thriller"; the mascot could be an actual rotting corpse; and when the Zombies win, the crowd could shamble onto the field to tear apart the losers and devour the entrails! Wait, scratch that last part.
My favorite line from the blogger in question: Unfortunately, fans of opposing teams will always be shouting "Go for the head!" as a means to take down the Zombies during fights or physical play.
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