Sunday, June 8, 2008

Stockings, Guys...Not Thongs

An arresting beginning to any story: "Police in Arvada said they've found two men who wore women's thong underwear during the robbery of a convenience store."

Turns out it's not quite as scandalous as it sounds. They only wore it over their faces, in what may be the lamest disguise ever attempted (excepting the time at dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi for Halloween...but that's another story)

My opinion: if they tried to disguise themselves by wearing thongs, they are no threat to society. I recommend releasing them and seeing what other wacky hijinks they get into.

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