Congratulations, Phoenix fans! After forcing out Mike D'Antoni for failing to magically subtract 10 years from Shaq's age, your owners have found a new coach for you...Terry Porter! Yes, nothing says success like "Former Milwaukee Bucks Coach with a .400 Win Percentage Who Also Looks Like Zippy the Pinhead!"
Wait, did you just hear a popping sound? That was Steve Nash's back, giving out in gleeful anticipation of a new season.
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