Scotland, apparently, now has rules banning the transportation of bladed weapons like knives and swords. OK, that's a bit of news right there. But how about this: because of the ban, Highland dancers will be unable to perform their traditional sword dance.
My recommendation? Do what the REAL Highlanders do. Carry your sword under your cut, and when the audience least expects it--whip it out and slice their heads off! Woops, sorry. I mean, start dancing!
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