Sunday, April 6, 2008

Old Man vs. Wild

Mankind has been pushed around by nature for far too long. At last, someone is fighting back! A group of cantankerous retirees in Florida have taken the law into their own wrinkled hands when it comes to dealing with some troublesome ducks:

The Clearwater retirement community's homeowners association voted to obtain a firearm permit and entrust one of their own, Bruce Streeter, with eliminating the ducks.

"...And remember, Bruce, it's got to look like an accident."

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