Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Go, Team!

Let the ridiculous predictions start! According to this guy and this guy, North Carolina is going to be the number one team in the nation next year. Go Heels! Even this guy thinks we're going to be number two, so, hey, that counts for something.

Wait, it actually doesn't count for anything. NONE of these count for anything. They mean roughly as much as a caterpillar's cough, to use a folksy saying that my grandpa probably would have used if he had grown up in the deep south.

Good Lord, I wish I was a sports "expert". You can spend the entire year churning out absolute crap and no one will ever, ever call you on it. Just pick the favorites, sprinkle in a bit of "inside" information, top it off with a "controversial" opinion, and BANG! Set for life! The only downside is you're probably going to have to spend some time aroudn Skip Bayless, which is never pleasant.

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