Wednesday, April 2, 2008

News of the World

Hillary Clinton is starting to look increasing fork-worthy. Obama, once down by 26% in Pennsylvania, has made a rather startling comeback and now leads her 45% to 43%. Normally, I think that would be a pretty clear sign that Hillary is beyond hope. But recall: she's been dead twice before--in NEw Hampshire and in Texas--and both times has risen up, vampire-style. So you can never really count her out, especially not in an old, white, union state like Pennsylvania.

My advice to Obama? Bring some garlic and a crucifix to the next debate, and see what happens.

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