Milwaukee's Finest

Ah, so Indiana has settled upon Tom "Dwight Schrute Lookalike" Crean to replace Kelvin "Massive NCAA Violations" Sampson as coach. How bad does it look for Crean? Let's just say he's not coming aboard a sinking ship--the ship has been boarded by pirates, set on fire, and is currently scraping the bottom of the ocean. IU couldn't go any lower if it turned out Eric Gordon had killed a guy. But then again, what do I know about sports? I picked Michigan State to play in the national championship. Michigan State! The team whose best player looks like a pasty goblin! I should shut up now...