Tuesday, April 1, 2008

AAAAADRRIIEEENNN!!!

Hillary Clinton, having succesfully milked the incredible power of female tears, moves on to a new tactic: comparing herself to fictional characters. Specifically, Rocky Balboa of "Rocky" fame.

Um, I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Rocky loses the fight, gets his face pounded into Philly cheesesteak, and is forced to spend the rest of his life with Talia Shire. Is that what Hillary wants? Then again, I suppose, it's better than trying to be Jake La Motta...

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