Monday, April 7, 2008

Michael Crichton Was Right!

Good God! The horrible future predicted in "Prey" has come true!...sort of. Scientists report that nanite particles used in no-smell socks and underwear may find their way into the environment and kill helpful bacteria. This would be tragic, as helpful bacteria, among other things, are the only way microscopic old women can ever cross teeny-weeny roads without being run over by miniscule cars.

Why is it that every time mankind tries to smell good, he ends up destroying the environment? First there was spray-on deoderant, and now there's this. It seems God wants us to stink, in which case, I suppose we've really got no choice.

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