Saturday, November 22, 2008

Toilet Bowl

We have to wait until January to find out who's the best college football team in America, but thankfully, we don't have to wait that long to know who's the worst. And the winner (relatively speaking) is...

THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES!

Congratulations, Huskies! We didn't think you could pull it off, but you've managed to beat the adds and go 0-11 so far this season.

Today, they overcame what was probably their biggest hurdle (again, relatively speaking): the Washington State Cougars. Remember, that was the team that was so utterly terrible that its coach was basically begging somebody--anybody--to play quarterback.

Only the University of California stands between the Huskies and total, humiliating perfection. C'mon now, Bears, let's not spoil UW's magical season.

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