Saturday, November 29, 2008

Stop Poking Me!

Nicolas Sarkozy has to deal with an economic crisis, urban unrest, and the ever-present threat of international terrorism. There's one thing he doesn't have to worry about anymore, though: the bizarre and supernatural power of voodoo.

Thank God for that. What if, during a time of crisis, Sarkozy were incapacitated by a sudden, shooting pain in his right leg? We can only imagine the repercussions.

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