Smell Ya Later

Will's recently updated list of things that are fatal in large doses:

1. Candy
2. Arsenic
3. Water
4. Salt
5. Bullets in the face
6. Spray-on deodorant

As a college student, though, I sometimes find myself wishing that Axe spray-on deodorant was instantly lethal. I'm sick and tired of the hall bathroom smelling like a middle school dance. I keep expecting to hear some DJ spinning "Who Let the Dogs Out?" whenever I walk in there.