Fear not, citizens of Nebraska! The nefarious Butt Bandit has been arrested. No more will innocent Cornhuskers be terrorized by the sight of bare buttocks pressed up against their window in the middle of the night!
I wonder: in prison, is he going to tell the other guys what he's in for? Or will he try to make something up to look tougher? "Oh yeah, man, I got put away for triple homicide with a twist of arson."
On the other hand, how can you pass up a chance to show off a nickname like "The Butt Bandit?"
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