Monday, June 22, 2009

Mockin' It

Proof of what I always suspected: NBA mock drafts are worthless. What's more, the people who compile the mock drafts hate them even more than I do. Poor Chad Ford. He must carry years of repressed self-loathing in his heart.

I suppose, though, I had better make a quick mock draft of my own. Here goes:

1. Los Angeles Clippers--Blake Griffin
2. Memphis Grizzlies--Blake Griffin, in the very reasonable hope that he will refuse to play for the Clippers
3. Oklahoma City Thunder--Ditto the above, only add "or the Grizzlies" to the end of the sentence
4. Sacramento Kings--Not even going to try this year, that's how depressed they are
5. Washington Wizards--Have been hearing good things about this Gilbert Arenas fellow

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