"Welcome to Thomas Cook airlines, sir!"
"Hey, thanks. Uh, I've got my ticket right here..."
"Let me see. Very good, sir. Just one thing I ought to tell you."
"Oh?"
"Your ticket says first class, but I'm afraid you've been bumped down a bit."
"Bumped down? Bumped down to what? Business? Coach?"
"No, ballast."
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