Weird Political Science

Need a laugh? Read this rib-tickler from Alvin Greene, the South Carolina senatorial candidate whose insanity grows more and more obvious each day:

Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke.

Some will say this quote proves Greene to be nothing more than a nutsy freakazoid, funded by the GOP in order to discredit the South Carolina Democratic Party. I disagree. It's clear that Greene is an android sent by extraterrestrials to spy on human activity. And, I might add, a rather shoddy one at that.