"Too much PlayStation may cause painful lumps," says the headline from MSNBC. Yes, getting repeatedly smacked in the face for being a nerd who plays too much "Final Fantasy" will do that to you.
Ha ha ha, just joking! Most nerd-related attacks, including wet willies and swirlies, leave no physical marks. This story is actually about "painful lumps" that develop on the hands of people who grip the controller too tightly.
I always feared something like that would happen. That's why I taught myself to use the controller with my feet alone. People laughed at me...but who's laughing now?
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