Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep

And when I do, I hope to lay my head upon one of these pillows. I especially like the book pillow; as someone who regularly konks out in the library, I would really appreciate one of those. It would keep my drool off the desk, at least.

The bacon and salmon pillow are OK, but I'm sure both would be much improved by the addition of realistic scents. Can you imagine drifting off of to dreamland surrounded by the heavenly aroma of bacon? Well, I can, but that's because I stuff my pillow with bacon before I go to sleep every night. It's really not worth it, though. The cockroaches are trouble enough--and don't get me started on the rats.

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