Diner #1: I say, quite a jolly good tuck there, what what?
Diner #2: Indeed, indeed. And now here's the bill.
Proprietor: Here you are, gentlemen.
Diner #1: Hmm...antipasti, pasta puttanesca, very good...wait! Three hundred dollars? What on earth?
Proprietor: Is there a problem, sir?
Diner #2: Look here, mister, this bill adds up to three hundred and fifty-nine dollars!
Proprietor: Indeed it does.
Diner #1: It says here I owe $150 for the lasagna! On the menu, the lasagna was $14.95! And the price of the calamari went up by...1000%!
Proprietor: Oh, relax, gentlemen. It's just the latest trend.
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