Congratulations, Jonas Brothers! You're officially the World's Worst Band! Aw, don't feel sad, you little muffinheads. It's not so bad. It's almost an honor!
I mean, think of all the bands that, at one time or another, have been called the Worst Band in the World. Lots of people said the Beatles were the absolute nadir of music; the critics utterly despised Led Zeppelin; and most everybody thought that "The Velvet Underground & Nico" was as musical as a jackhammer.
So chin up! Who knows? Maybe a few decades from now, the critics will be falling over themselves to praise...eh...that hit song you released a few months ago.
Also, if you believe that, I'd like to add that I am a former Nigerian prince who desperately needs your help smuggling millions out of my former country. Can you spare your social security number, brother?
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